Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone

The Pentagon unveiled a new unmanned spokesperson, called the Spokesdrone, recently. The Washington press corps is now busily trying to figure out how to short circuit the drone. Rumors are that Robert Murdoch has created a reporter drone, which will be unveiled soon.

Pentagon's Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission

(PS - in case you haven't figured it out, this is a satirical spoof created by the website Onion.)