Navy wants to buy a bunch of 'Black Ops' games

Service seeks Xboxes and Wiis for sailors.

In a strange twist on reality, the Navy wants to buy a bunch of Xbox and Wii game machines so sailors can play “Black Ops: Call to Duty” or a long list of other video games using non-appropriated Morale, Welfare and Recreation funds.

Or, if they’re in the mood for lighter stuff, Super Mario Brothers or a NASCAR game. Maybe the SEALS – who have more than enough real-life Black Ops – will opt for Super Mario. This makes my head hurt.